was at 7 Tuesday night. Although not always do, I like to go through the patch of the Union when I leave work. The patch of the Union Street spoken like a woman in distress, beauty fades, the former catwalk around Lima that must be respected. Ladies and gentlemen well.
I assume that "shreds" had all the sophistication that today might have the word "shopping" (without the almost lunacy to use in our city and seems to imply, that is). Today, according Rafo Leon in his delightful book Bizarra Lima, antiguía of center of the capital (Aguilar, Lima, 2006) shoots this on Jiron with perfect aim on page 15:
"Today is the kingdom of tattoos, chickens Norky's, the fleterío and his cousin the whoring, the recruiters for clothing stores in China, where beggars and crippled beggars walk. They are the new ribbons. "
In this context, at the intersection of Avenue Emancipation Jiron and a street vendor offered Pendejo Manual (Chirre Publishing Corporation SA, does not specify the year but their shops are located in the shred Azángaro, the Hollywood falsification of this part of world).
- "Master, how Pendejo Manual?
-A sun, eg 'causita, a sun ... Its a stupid manual sooool! "Leave it to
China (50 cents, half-sun), eg '.
- ie not be a fool to me 'cause, buy your manual first pe'.
(laughter from people passing by)
And, after release of the silver coin, I bought:
DEAR READER, we know very well that you're not a fool, or at least that you may not think, begins the book.
course not! That's why you suffer as you suffer, because to live well this country have to be that, otherwise one is exposed to the other bullshit continues.
we are confident that after reading this little manual is now put at your disposal, you'll do all you can to become a big fool, with all of the law, even if you have natural dispositions to be. This is the first paragraph, which is titled as PRESENTATION Pendejo, aspiring assholes.
confess that after reading it I feel more or less stupid (if it ever was). But I spent a fun time. I assumed, half scared, half-jokingly, that the jaguars (as Peruvians call our congressmen, mostly assholes McCabe, a paradigm of the parasitic fauna tend to live in our policy) went through Jiron de la Union and Emancipation and bought your manual. Why? A review COMPARISON BETWEEN THE FOOL AND THE PENDEJO (Pg. 8) give us the answer:
-The fool is always fooled. The asshole ever, he does tricks.
- A fool gives explanations for their actions. The asshole never give of their own.
- The tone plays and loses. The asshole just does not earn much and kicks the table.
- A fool in love. The fool in love.
- The fool works. The asshole will work to others .
- The fool lives badly . The super-duper asshole live well.
The fool pays time. The asshole postponed deadlines.
Amid remembered reading teachers of El Gran Combo from Puerto Rico and her song and I only na '. It is the parasite asshole song, almost an anthem for them! This is a reggaeton remix version:
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It gave me sleep. Too much stupidity coupled to 3 in the morning. Easy to follow later this. Finally, to Hugo Chavez, dictator addition, populist, borderline, retrograde, opportunistic, ridiculous, authoritarian, ignorant, etc. also be in some classification pendejeril:
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